March 2024

Horoscopes

Photo Credit: Greg Rakozy@grakozy

Aries (Mar 21/Apr 20) As you wander thru the misty gardens of your dreams, be sure to listen to the whispers of the trees. Deep down your roots know what’s up.

Taurus (Apr 21/May 20) Allow the universe to do things in it’s own time. You are only the master of yourself. Detach and allow yourself to flow. Find those people who can make you laugh. Breathe.

Gemini (May 21/Jun 20) Manifest. Create. Inspire. The sleeping time is over; time to awaken and bloom. The world needs your magic and weirdness now more than ever, Carve the path for others.

Cancer (Jun 21/July 22) Seek the adventure that is calling to you. Gather your bestest companions and embark on a merry little Hobbit journey somewhere green. Eat many breakfasts. Avoid orcs.

Leo (July 23/Aug 22) It’s a big picture time for you my fierce little lion. Take the time to appreciate the sweeping scenic vistas as you plot your next step in global domination. Purr loudly.

Virgo (Aug 23/Sept 22) Sometimes whispers in the dark are sacred holy truths that deserve a hard listen. And sometimes they are just the drunken mutterings of the local bog witch. Learn the difference.

Libra (Sept 23/Oct 23) All the extra-ness that’s been weighing you down is just shoe leather; unnecessary nothingness. It’s okay to not always heed the dramatics of others. They will be fine. So will you.

Scorpio (Oct 23/Nov 22) Your well is deep and full. Keep dropping the bucket until knowledge and memories you are seeking come to surface. You have what you need within you. It’s going to be ok.

Sagittarius (Nov 23/Dec 21) If this month was a new coloring book, you would have a brand new fancy box of color crayons. With the sharpener and everything. Go outside the lines.

Capricorn (Dec 223/Jan 19) Oh you radiant magical star. I see you getting your shit together and smoothing out the wrinkles. It’s okay if you don’t believe in this astrology crap-the stars love you anyway.

Aquarius (Jan 20/Feb 19) Sometimes things don’t have to go all the way to 11 just because they can. There’s a quiet and tranquil comfort in the still forests of yourself. Maybe it’s time for that journey.

Pisces (Feb 20/Mar 20) Dive deep into that lush Technicolor pool. Treasure is just waiting for your discovery-but share what you find. Enrich the soil and flora that surrounds your pond.