November 2023

Horoscopes

Photo Credit: Greg Rakozy@grakozy

What’s Your Sign?

BY SISSY SPACECHICK “SEERESS TO THE STARS”

Aries - Arise from the wreckage of last month and enjoy the golden glow of November. Positivity is the vibe and hopefully you are going to harness that energy and ride it into the upcoming season. Some things may seem a bit tense at the start of the month but most everything should quickly settle into a nice happy fuzzy pajama energy. Embrace that. By the end of the month, all is calm. Ish. At least nothing you can’t handle. I suggest drinking cocoa with those teeny little marshmallows if things get weird. Try not to pick any unnecessary fights- esp with coworkers. Romance Outlook- Of course. You sexy thing. Lucky numbers- 2, 58, 49

Taurus - This is an excellent time for you to rearrange or maybe even get rid of anything in your life that isn’t serving you. I know your faithful Taurus heart wants to hold onto and protect everything and everyone, but sometimes we need to have a little life yard sale. You don’t gotta keep everything. Do take note of your support system and let them know they  are appreciated. If you have been considering adopting a new best friend, the stars are very favorable. Be sure to be social or make that important presentation on the 15th because you are going to be top tier charming af. Per usual. Romance Outlook- Positive but be suss of selfish people. Lucky numbers -86, 24, 1

Gemini - This is going to be a month of quiet wins for you and you deserve every single bit of it. The positives you gain this month will expand in the future so little wins will become big gains- but don’t go booking that vacation just yet. You need to keep an eye on your wallet this month. Maybe time to start that side hustle you are passionate about? Spend quality time with favorite friends and set aside extra special time for that extra special person. If you are single, the stars are favorable for new relationships and meeting new interests. The full moon will bring clarity regarding an issue that has been looming. Clean your room and find something that has been missing. Romance Outlook - Bright and Starry Lucky Numbers 34, 18, 6 

Cancer - This a month of healing and I’m so excited for you. You are an excellent communicator and that skill is really going to come in handy - because it’s time to clear up any misunderstandings or loose ends that may be hanging around. Be kind, be sure to listen and allow the negative energy to wash away. If resolution is unattainable, go forward knowing you did your best and allow yourself to release whatever energy was attached. That’s not yours anymore. Try not to get mixed up in any chaos or drama that isn’t yours, esp in a professional setting. Take time to spoil yourself this month, even if it’s just small things. Or big things. You deserve big things. Romance Outlook - Likely but be cautious Lucky Numbers 13, 66, 39

Leo - Welcome to a month of comfort my gentle lions. Allow yourself to get into the spirit of Autumn and try to embrace the flannel energy. This is golden time and you do well in it. If you find yourself presented with a combustible or uncomfortable situation this month, the stars  suggest you calmly detach and make yourself a nice mug of cocoa if you can. The middle of the month presents a perfect opportunity to rearrange your house or try something new. Maybe a new haircut? Try to go on adventures as the month progresses but be sure to wear good socks. You can be fashionable and sensibly dressed at the same time. Romance Outlook- cute cuddling vibes Lucky numbers- 85,37, 2

Virgo - So here’s the Good News- November brings luck in love and  romance for Virgos. You are hella desirable and your competence is sexy. Other people enjoy your energy, admire you and respect your work. The stars also like your financial situation as the month progresses and it looks like money matters are going to be at least stable if not bountiful. Love and money. Hell yes. Now here’s the Bad News- People are likely to act stupid and stress you out and you might find yourself wanting to snap necks. Please. Don’t. Please try to take the time to process, reflect and sleep on a situation before responding. So you don’t beat yourself up later. It’s  gonna be okay.  Romance Outlook - Go get em  Tiger  Lucky Numbers 38, 20, 5 

Libra - This is your month. Really. After  just surviving thru October, our  sweet Libras November is all about  adventures, good energy and trying  new things. Check out that new  hobby you’ve been thinking about.  Try a new sport. (Discgolf is cool.)  Take dance lessons. Ask for a raise.  (You deserve it.) If you can manage  it, plan a family road trip- even if just  for a day. You guys deserve a chance  to bond. Take cooking classes. If  you have a partner, the stars highly  suggest you plan a romantic surprise  for them. Whatever positive energy  you invest in the universe will come  back to you ten fold- Make the most  of it. You are charmed, you lucky,  lucky bastard.  Romance Outlook - warm and  glowing  Lucky Numbers 58, 83, 2   

Scorpio - While the beginning of November    may feel like a small pinata of  bullshit, don’t let it get you down.  Scorpios own a beautiful resiliency    and have the ability to learn from  every situation. Trust in yourself and  the universe - know good things are  coming. Ask questions and learn  from those folks you respect and  admire. They want to support you  and see you succeed.  By the 15th everything should be    all settled into a calm peachy glow-  or on the way there. The rest of your    month should be relatively peaceful  and joyous. Plan adventures with  besties but be frugal with the wallet  for now.  Romantic Outlook- flirty  Lucky numbers 64, 17, 20   

Sagittarius - Welcome to your season of growth    my lovely Sagittariuses. Whatever it is    you want to do to make a better you-  now is the time to begin. Embrace    change and build that beautiful  chrysalis - You are far more capable  than even you realize. Now is an  excellent time to quit any bad habits  or learn a new skill.  Mid month may bring along a bit  of stress so be sure to take extra  care and maybe plan a get away  to destress and relax. Self care is  important- esp when rebuilding  yourself. This month also packs an  extra positive punch in the romance  department so please get out there  and have some fun.  Romance Outlook- Absolutely    Lucky Numbers 18, 73, 28 

Capricorn - While this month may be busy  for our noble rams, it won’t reflect  the chaos of last month. Instead,  November brings opportunities,  adventure and good times with  good friends. Take note- you are  extra lucky in most things this  month- but especially in love  and communication. Take this  opportunity to pursue any career  advancement or talk to that  interesting hottie you keep running  into. If you are considering a new  career path or relocating, the stars  are favorable. Life may get a little  weird for a few days towards the  middle of the month but just lay low.  Reach out to loved one that are far  away, they miss you.  Romance Outlook - Rosey  Lucky Numbers 85, 27, 8 

Aquarius - This is going to be a pretty decent  month for you so go ahead and relax.  Small career and family stresses  may arise but nothing serious that  you can’t resolve or redirect. Your  finances will continue to solidify  as the month progresses and you  will may see new career or hustle  opportunities before December.  All in all, not bad. So try not to get  worked up or stressed out if you    can. Make a list of things you want  to do this winter and when life gets  weird or becomes too much, go do  something off your list. Or take a nice  walk. Whatever works best for you. I  wish you all the fuzzy blanket/cocoa  energy.  Romance Outlook - Comfortable  Lucky Numbers- 76,49, 8   

Pisces - Oh my magical Pisces, it seems the    stars have aligned to ensure a month  full of love, success and adventures  for you. November brings new  romantic options for single pisces  and stronger healthier ties for those  in relationships. Long walks and  deep talks are always healthy and  that’s a good vibe for you. Career  wise - prepare for your efforts to be  recognized and quite likely on the  path for a raise.  Mid-month brings a day or two of  sketchy odd energy so be on guard  and don’t engage in anything that  feels ‘off’.  Other than that little bump, the  positive energy continues through  the month outshining any clouds  that may arise. Enjoy.  Love Outlook - The Universe is  Yours  Lucky Numbers 56, 10, 22