December 2023

Horoscopes

Photo Credit: Greg Rakozy@grakozy

BY SISSY SPACECHICK “SEERESS TO THE STARS”

 Aries (Mar 21/Apr 19) You are always a chaotic whirlwind, go ahead and lean into it this month. Try to get as much done as possible. Bring a decadent dessert this year and don’t fight with your weird uncle. Romance Outlook- Ho ho ho

Taurus (Apr 20/May 20) December is going to start out like a pinata of drama but will gradually chill out by the holidays. But they are still going to be weird. Don’t pay attention to family drama. Romance Outlook- Festive

Gemini (May 21/Jun 21) ‘Work Hard, Play Hard’ is the worst bumper sticker but it’s going to be your mantra this month. Do your best and try to fit in a spa day if you can. Be kind to yourself. Romance Outlook - Shiny

Cancer (Jun 22/July 22) According to the stars you are in for a month of luck and romance. Call that person you’ve been thinking of. Invest in mistletoe. Buy lottery tickets. It’s a good month. Romance Outlook- Wrapped with a bow.

Leo (July 23/Aug 22) You are the guiding light that brings everyone together so shine brightly this season. You bring joy wherever you go. Homemade gifts are best. Romance Outlook - Toasty

Virgo (Aug 23/Sept 22) Yesss. Dump any drama now so you can relax and enjoy this month of luck and attraction. You honestly deserve this. Try not to get involved in work drama.  Romance Outlook - Jolly

Libra (Sept 23/Oct 23) December might get weird for you guys. Try to get thru the holidays by leaning into the festivities. Decorate. Put a wreath on your car. Make extra cocoa. Romance Outlook - Frosty

Scorpio (Oct 24/Nov 21) Welcome to the shit show. Try to find solid footing and seek comfort where you can. Next month will be so much better. Be with people you trust. Romance Outlook - Fruitcake

Sagittarius (Nov 22/Dec 21) Invest your time in the friends and family that love and support you. Get extra festive this year, you deserve more celebrations in your life. Romance Outlook - Evergreen

Capricorn (Dec 22/Jan 19) Find your fuzziest slippers and allow yourself to relax this peaceful holiday season. Lean into the holidays and let yourself enjoy things. Reach out to loved ones across the miles. Romance Outlook - Sugar plums

Aquarius (Jan 20/Feb 18) Care for yourself as if you were a rare and delicate hot house orchid this month. You deserve all the love and attention you regularly give to others. Watch your finances. Romance Outlook - Eggnog

Pisces (Feb 20/Mar 20) You must have been very good this year because Santa brought you a whole month of goodness- all wrapped up with a shiny bow. Enjoy every single delicious moment. Romance Outlook - Oh Holy Night