BY SISSY SPACECHICK “SEERESS TO THE STARS”

*Aries (Mar 21- April 19)

Oh my feisty babies, the Universe has been a little extra exhausting for you lately... So I’m going to need you sexy badasses to find some ways to relax this month, whatever that looks like. Around the middle of the month you might want to drop any dead weight that’s been dragging you down and that’s healthy AF. Do it. Release. You don’t need that dragging you down. By the end of the month, all your duckies should be lining up for you, but until then; indulge yourself a little. Or a lot. Maybe a whole lot. You deserve good things baby. Lucky numbers 23, 06 and 44.

*Taurus (April 20- May 30)

Taurus, this month has things coming into focus for you. You’ve been busting your ass to achieve your goals and it’s all finally coming together. And it’s about time. So please, allow yourself to occasionally take a break. Go do fun shit. Make art or something. Be whimsical. Do the things for yourself that you say you’re going to do, but never do. And if you’re feeling extra fine as hell lately, it’s because you are. And other people see it too. Get that. Lucky numbers 33, 65 and 12.

*Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Oh thank goodness October is here because these past few months have been HEAVY for you guys! But that’s okay, because your time of healing is HERE and it couldn’t come any faster. So, take any energy that doesn’t serve you and cast it aside. You are only accepting positives from now on. As you deserve. I know things have been rough but this is a transformational month for you and by the end of it you will hopefully be feeling healed and moving on to your next adventure. You are going to feel glorious and competent. Lucky numbers 27, 54 and 82.

*Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Yessssssss. Listen, I know shit has been wild lately and everything seems just yet. Money may be tight right now but your whole Universe is shifting into positives and by the end of the month you will hopefully be living your best life. If you want romance, just reach out because you are desirable af. (Seriously. Your November is looking GOOD. Just hold on. I know some things suck right now but it’s all coming together.) Lucky numbers 46, 75 and 02.

*Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Omg you gorgeous butterfly. I see you’ve been transforming yourself recently... and sometimes it takes an extra moment or five to get used to your new wings. That’s okay. Take your time to adjust this month. Find your feet and get comfortable. Don’t rush getting settled into the newness of whatever you have created. You are worth all of the time and energy. Works of art take time. You will be flying soon my sweet lions. Lucky numbers 71, 20 and 55

*Virgo (August 23 - Sept 23)

Things may have been a bit chaotic in your universe lately and I know how you hate that. So let’s purge. Let’s Marie Kondo that shit. Use this month to clear out the closets of your life and get rid of the things that annoy you or drag you down (please don’t kick out your kids). Let’s just gather all the drama and junk together, dump it in a good heavy contractor bag, drag it all out to the curb and don’t look back. You deserve a clean clear head space and it’s going to make you so happy. You deserve to be happy. Lucky numbers 09, 64 and 17.

*Libra (Sept 24- Oct 21)

After your busy social summer, you might feel ready to slow down and embrace some cuddly Autumn vibes. You’ve been on GO for awhile and its been a lot. Now it’s time to wrap yourself in a flannel bathrobe with a nice cup of cocoa and just.... chill. Maybe go for a nice meandering walk. Maybe bake something. Maybe take a nice nap. This is the energy I wish for you this month. Big fluffy blanket energy. Wrap up in it. Lucky numbers 43, 29 and 03.

*Scorpio (Oct 22 - Nov 21)

Oh damn. You have been feeling stuck stuck STUCK and it’s been taking a toll on you. And I’m so sorry. BUT, it’s thankfully about to get better. That weird stagnant energy is finally shifting away and you should start to feel released from it soon. This is a good month for cute walks in the park and chai lattes and whatever keeps you feeling like a person while the crap energy dissipates. Try to keep an eye on your health and stress levels as you transition into a more positive space. You Scorpios tend to forget to take care of yourself sometimes. (Seriously tho. Take care of you. The universe will sort itself out soon.) Lucky numbers 19, 68 and 86

*Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec 21)

Wow. You have been GRINDING Sagittarius and we see it. Your focus is impressive and you are accomplishing so much. Bravo! Now here’s the part where I ask you to please take some time out to play also. Just work work work can easily turn into stress stress stress as the month progresses. You should try to make time to socialize with friends if you can. They miss you. If finances have been an issue, they should be looking pretty solid by the end of the month. If you are feeling extra attractive this month, it’s because you are. Take note; You are fine as hell. Lucky Numbers 19, 08 and 78

*Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19)

Okay so you’re another sign that’s been going thru it lately and it’s been rough for you guys. Money, friendships, family, EVERYTHING has been harder than usual lately and I’m here to tell you; it’s all about to get better. Really. It’s just going to take a minute or two. I’m going to suggest you spend this month

sorts itself out. Binge watch your favorite crap shows. Maybe find someone to watch them with. This is your time for self comfort. Most things should be comfortably settled by the end of the month. So until then- comfy jammies energy. Lucky numbers 31, 84, 10

*Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18)

Oh I see you Aquarius. You have big beautiful dreams you are striving for and nothing is going to pull you away from that. You are shining. So keep dreaming baby because those dreams are reachable. Keep climbing those stars because this is a lucky season for you and even if you can’t see it yet, things are coming together. Try to make time for your friends and family because they might need you a little extra this month and I’m so grateful they know they can lean on you when times are rough. You have strong shoulders. Also if you are single, that’s only because you want to be because everyone is feeling your vibe. Lucky numbers 74, 39, 04

*Pisces (Feb 19- Mar 20)

You’ve been a busy bee! You have so much going on and your plate is full, but you have also been taking stock of your valuable time and determining who and what deserves it. Some people might not make the cut but the ones that do will appreciate and support you. Know that you are loved fiercely by your people and with good reason- Go ahead and love them fiercely right back. You deserve to feel all the feels. Spend this month reflecting on your personal relationships and know you have some really good people in your corner. Because you are so lovable. Lucky Numbers 06, 95, 29